So here we are at the final stage of our Adventurer installment. We have climbed the Steep mountain and gotten drunk (on savings) with the Militia. Our final stop? Chainlove. This one is for you Denby. It is your twin. Instead of Danelove being all things Denby, think of Chainlove as all things bicycle. As a matter of fact, I don’t even own a bicycle and they have me buying their latest deal. I mean, when you offer head protection such as the SIX SIX ONE PRO BRAVO HELMET at a price as low as $64.88, I have to buy it. Especially at the rate I keep getting these concussions… But let us look at why they do what they do…
Biking is your lifeblood, not your hobby, and you’re not a millionaire (yet). You’re addicted, and Chainlove is here to help. We’re the stone-cold pusher on your corner with the premium product at cut-rate prices. Our merchandise? Everything from the Tour to the North Shore, and we’re not afraid to take it off the back of a truck if our connect gets spooky. We’re talking completes, components, apparel, tools—just name your vice.
Here’s how it goes down:
- We slap a primo piece of cycling gear on our site at a scandalous price.
- We sell it ’til it’s gone.
- You leave feeling like a smooth criminal.
- The gear arrives fast and you’re back in the saddle.
Sign up for Instant Alerts so you always know The Deal. But don’t blame us if you overdose.
Gotta love these dealmakers man. Always witty and sarcastic. Good thing they are serious about their business. But seriously, the three sites I have given you in the Adventurer’s Paradise series should be used wisely. They are not to be abused or taken lightly. If you don’t believe me, then bite me. Or just read what is below straight from Chainlove…
Abusers Beware:
Those who come falsely to Chainlove seeking monetary gain, take heed: our agents are many and our reach is long.
- You can buy up to three (3) of any one product.
- No resale. Anywhere.
Abuse will result in swift punishment of a most merciless nature.
You’ve been warned.